This is Eric Mortensen's blog. He works @ Blip and lives in Brooklyn.
Lisa: Ms. Tan, I loved the “Joy Luck Club.” It really showed me how the mother-daughter bond can triumph over adversity.
Amy Tan: No, that’s not what I meant at all, you couldn’t have gotten it more wrong.
Lisa: But…
Amy Tan: Please, just sit down. I’m embarrassed for both of us.
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Moe: That’s it, Homer. I’m taking your caricature down from Mount Lushmore, and I’m pulling your favorite song out of the jukebox.
Homer: “It’s Raining Men”?
Moe: Yeah, not no more it ain’t.
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Michael Jackson | Lisa It’s Your Birthday
originally recorded for The Simpsons episode “Stark Raving Dad” (not used in the episode for legal reasons)
Excellent. How did this finally get out?
Public Assembly Restroom Graffiti (Taken with instagram)