By the way, I said something that I think is true, I wrote one Twitter that I said, please find me a picture of Sarah Palin with more than one black person because I couldn’t find one. And then she went to Haiti a week later. She threw together a trip to Haiti. So I believe I made that happen. So that’s positive.
Like I mean, the word line, we can’t say “cunt,” “fuck,” “cocksucker,” “retarded,” and “twat.” I don’t know who the twat lobby is. And by the way, you can say “suck my cock.” You can’t say “cocksucker.” You can say “Stick that dick in my ass.” You can say “I came on her face.” You can say “I ate her asshole out.” I mean, holy shit, you can say “asshole,” you can say “shit.”
I had a talk with the standards woman. And we talked about the, I don’t know if you saw that I did a promo with Bobby Cannavale. It’s a thing where I’m talking about maybe going and doing a porn tape, because I’m worried I’m not going to get another show. And he talks about two guys shitting in my mouth in the thing. And so I asked the woman could I say that, since I can say “shit?” And she said, “That’s gonna be hard.” She said, “shitting in a mouth is not something I think we can say.” And I said, “what if it was like ‘shitting in Hitler’s mouth?’” And she said, “maybe…” she said, “it’s all context. There may be a world where you can say “shitting in the mouth” on FX.” And I said to her, “I’m gonna find that.
Louis C.K. on the the freeing, but tricky censorship regime at FX.