The FSM Prayer

Our spaghettiWho art in the colanderHallowed be thy sauceThy serving comeThy strands be wrungOn forks as they are on spoonsGive us this day our daily meatballAnd forgive us our starchinessAs we forgive those who are starchy against usAnd lead us not into Kraft parmesanBut deliver us from Chef BoyardeeFor thine is the garlicAnd the onion and the bay leavesFor ever and ever.
Ramen

The FSM Prayer

Our spaghetti
Who art in the colander
Hallowed be thy sauce
Thy serving come
Thy strands be wrung
On forks as they are on spoons
Give us this day our daily meatball
And forgive us our starchiness
As we forgive those who are starchy against us
And lead us not into Kraft parmesan
But deliver us from Chef Boyardee
For thine is the garlic
And the onion and the bay leaves
For ever and ever.

Ramen

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