1. The FSM Prayer

Our spaghettiWho art in the colanderHallowed be thy sauceThy serving comeThy strands be wrungOn forks as they are on spoonsGive us this day our daily meatballAnd forgive us our starchinessAs we forgive those who are starchy against usAnd lead us not into Kraft parmesanBut deliver us from Chef BoyardeeFor thine is the garlicAnd the onion and the bay leavesFor ever and ever.
Ramen

    The FSM Prayer

    Our spaghetti
    Who art in the colander
    Hallowed be thy sauce
    Thy serving come
    Thy strands be wrung
    On forks as they are on spoons
    Give us this day our daily meatball
    And forgive us our starchiness
    As we forgive those who are starchy against us
    And lead us not into Kraft parmesan
    But deliver us from Chef Boyardee
    For thine is the garlic
    And the onion and the bay leaves
    For ever and ever.

    Ramen

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